How are skunks able to avoid danger?

By using their instinks and common scents!

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What did the LGBT art teacher tell the kids to use when their projects needed glue ?

wait for it ... wait for it ...) brucilage !!!!!!!!

How are your English lessons coming along?

Fine. I used to be one who couldn't understand the English men, and now it's the English men who can't understand me."

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What's a Cuban's favorite song?

Row row row your boat Over to Key West Scarily scarily scarily scarily Avoid the INS

Why did the European businessman sleep on the streets?

To avoid a hostel takeover.

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How are skunks able to avoid danger?

By using their instinks and common scents!

What did the Ukrainian Scientist receive after discovering the dangers of radiation?

A Chernobel Prize.

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Why did the air freshener company go out of business?

Because they lacked common scents...

How are skunks able to avoid danger?

By using their instinks and common scents!