How are skunks able to avoid danger?

By using their instinks and common scents!

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Why don't Jedi mathematicians use the absolute value function?

Because only a Sith deals in absolutes.

What did the sheep use to shave before his wedding?

Elopping shears

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What did the cancerous contractor say to his apprentice?

Avoid the insulation asbestos you can.

Why does Meek Mill avoid shopping on Black Friday?

Because the stores advertise "Back to Back" savings.

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How are skunks able to avoid danger?

By using their instinks and common scents!

What did the Ukrainian Scientist receive after discovering the dangers of radiation?

A Chernobel Prize.

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How are skunks able to avoid danger?

By using their instinks and common scents!

Why did the air freshener company go out of business?

Because they lacked common scents...