What did the Ukrainian Scientist receive after discovering the dangers of radiation?

A Chernobel Prize.

Previous Random Joke Next
Discover Jokes More Discover Jokes

What did the coffee shop owner's wife say when she discovered he wasn't using Free Trade beans?

That's grounds for divorce!"

Why is the time in the USA behind that of England ?

Because England was discovered before the USA !

Receive Jokes More Receive Jokes

Why did the agnostic receive a lighter sentence?

He had no prior convictions.

What does every Tickle Me Elmo receive before it leaves the factory?

Two testicles.

Ukrainian Jokes More Ukrainian Jokes

How many Ukrainians does it take to screw a lightbulb?

You don't need to, they glow in the dark.

Whats Putins favourite food?

Ukrainian take away.

Radiation Jokes More Radiation Jokes

What form of radiation bakes you cookies?

A gramma ray

What did the Ukrainian Scientist receive after discovering the dangers of radiation?

A Chernobel Prize.

Danger Jokes More Danger Jokes

What did the Ukrainian Scientist receive after discovering the dangers of radiation?

A Chernobel Prize.

What's the scariest thing a blind person can read in Braille?

Danger: Do not touch"