How many Ukrainians does it take to screw a lightbulb?

You don't need to, they glow in the dark.

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How many ballerinas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5,6,7,8!

How many violent revolutions does it take to change a lightbulb?

Violent revolutions never change anything.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many idiots who ask stupid questions does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Change it to what

How many teens does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you need a really big lightbulb.

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What does the unemployed starving man ask his rich baker friend?

I just need some bread

How many black people do you need to start a riot?

Negative 1.

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What did King Arthur sleep with when he was afraid of the dark?

A knight light

How do you find King Arthur in the dark?

With a knight light....

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What makes a glow worm glow ?

A light meal !

What do you call a balloon that glows in the dark?

A LED Zeppelin

Ukrainian Jokes More Ukrainian Jokes

Why shouldn't you buy Ukrainian underpants?

Cos Chernobyl fall out

What do parliament and Ukrainian skies have in common?

They're both raining bodies