How does Darth Vader like his toast?

On the dark side.

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What's Darth Vader's Favorite Mineral?

co-pper

What's Darth Vader's sister's name?

Elle Vader.

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How many sith lords does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They like it on the dark side.

Why do women love chocolate?

Because it's the only time 'rich' and 'dark' are used to describe the same thing.

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Did you hear about the bread factory burning down?

They say the business is toast.

What would Ed Sheeran taste like on a piece of toast?

gingerbread