How does Darth Vader like his toast?

On the dark side.

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What did Darth Vader say to the Internet?

May the force e-with you.

What evil do the USA and Darth Vader have in common?

Using imperial units.

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Why do aliens only abduct white people?

Because they are easier to see in the dark.

Why did the Jedi cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

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What's the difference between Frenchmen and some toast?

You can make soldiers out of toast!

What happened at the cannibal's wedding party?

They toasted the bride and groom.