How does Darth Vader like his toast?

On the dark side.

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Why is Darth Vader black?

Because he left his son.

What is Darth Vader's least favorite band?

Faith No More

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Why is the Force like duct tape?

It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.

Where is everyone beautiful?

In the dark.

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What's the difference between Frenchmen and some toast?

You can make soldiers out of toast!

How do al-Qaeda like their toast?

Bean-laden