How does Darth Vader like his toast?

On the dark side.

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Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

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Why do aliens only abduct white people?

Because they are easier to see in the dark.

Why is the Force like duct tape?

It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.

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How do al-Qaeda like their toast?

Bean-laden

What s the difference between toilet paper and toast?

Toast is brown on both sides.