What happened at the cannibal's wedding party?

They toasted the bride and groom.

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What did Lochte say after his teammates told the police what really happened?

and I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!"

What happened to the Polish National Library?

A: Someone stole the book.

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What s the difference between toilet paper and toast?

Toast is brown on both sides.

How do al-Qaeda like their toast?

Bean-laden

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Why does a bride wear white?

So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.

Why are almost all brides dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the washing machine

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What do you mean ?

Well she turned up the Minster turned up but the groom didn't !

Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove