What happened at the cannibal's wedding party?

They toasted the bride and groom.

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What happened to the man who died from drinking Shellac?

He had a *lovely finish*.

What happens when you turn a cashew in to the police?

You bust a nut

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How do al-Qaeda like their toast?

Bean-laden

What does the Queen put on her toast?

Maamilade! Tada....... anyone? Anyone? I'll get my coat

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Who's there ! Bride ! Bride who ?

Bride and Prejudice !

What is said at the conclusion of a lesbian marriage ceremony?

You may fist the bride

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What did Mike Tyson call the groom with cold feet?

A Puthy

Why did the groom want his bride to wear white?

He wanted his new dish washer to match his fridge.