What's blue and orange &amp sits at the bottom of a swimming pool?

A baby with burst armbands.

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What's Blue, Orange and Lying at the Bottom of a Swimming Pool?

What's blue, orange and lying at the bottom of a swimming pool? A baby with popped floaties.

How do you get 50 Canadians out of the swimming pool?

Say, " Everyone out of the pool please."

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What kind of bird does not make babies?

A swallow

Why is there a strange baby in the crib?

Daughter: You told me to change the baby.

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What sits at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A drowning epileptic.

What kind of a fish does your Parrot sit on?

A Perch!

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Why couldn't the apple speak to the orange ?

because he didn't know Mandarin

What do you call a man holding two apples in one hand and three oranges in another?

No chance of blocking an uppercut.