What's blue and orange &amp sits at the bottom of a swimming pool?

A baby with burst armbands.

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Swimming Pool Jokes More Swimming Pool Jokes

What do you call 10 lepers in a swimming pool?

Porridge

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs?

Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Whats the difference between a baby and a feminist?

At some point in its life, a baby will grow up and stop crying.

What sits in the corner of the room, crying and getting smaller and smaller?

A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What's white and Irish and sits in your backyard all year?

Paddy O'Furniture

Why are you guys all sitting on the same side of the table?

DaVinci

Orange Jokes More Orange Jokes

What do you call an orange thats been in the sun too long?

tangerine

What happened when the Orange slept with the skanky Lemon?

He got Lemonaids.