What happened when the Orange slept with the skanky Lemon?

He got Lemonaids.

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What happens when Hillary throws relevant questions?

Donald Ducks I'll show myself out

What happened to the man who died from drinking Shellac?

He had a *lovely finish*.

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What should you do if you find a snake sleeping in your bed ?

Sleep in the wardrobe !

How can you shorten a bed?

Don't sleep long in it.

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What would you call oranges if they were purple?

Purples

What do you call a show about The Donald winning the presidency?

Orange is the New Black

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What do you give to a lemon in need?

Lemonaid.

What happened when the orange slept with the dirty lemon?

He got lemonaids.