Who's there? Orange. Orange who?

Orange you glad I painfully waited until I was done cooking your food to take a poop?

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Poop Jokes More Poop Jokes

What does Hulk say when he poops?

IBM!

Why couldn't the poop get flushed down the drain?

Because it was deterred.

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

What does a witch enjoy cooking most?

Gnomelettes.

What's the best part of two lesbians marrying?

Two cooks in the house.

Orange Jokes More Orange Jokes

What is the difference between an apple and an orange?

None, the two are not a snake

What's blue and orange &amp sits at the bottom of a swimming pool?

A baby with burst armbands.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How many SRSers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They wait for the electrician to make a mistake and yell at them for doing it wrong.

How many femenists does it really take to change a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter how many femenists try, they can't change anything. Alternatively, they just hold it up and wait for the world to revolve around them.

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

What do you call a rotten lamb chop?

Food gone ba-a-a-a-a-ad.

What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food ?

Snakes and Larders !sna