What's the hardest part to cook in a vegetable ?

The wheelchair

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Why was the cook sad when all the water in his pot boiled away?

Because he mist it.

Why doesn't The Rock just tell us what he's cooking?

I can't pair wines like this.

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What is the hardest part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

What's the hardest part of making monster soup?

Stirring it.

Wheelchair Jokes More Wheelchair Jokes

What is the worst thing about farming vegetables?

The wheelchairs are too expensive.

Why are people in wheelchairs always getting taken advantage of?

Because they're easy to push around and never stand up for themselves

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What can turn a fruit into a vegetable?

Jeffrey Dahmer!

What is the best kind of vegetable?

The one in the wheelchair.