What's the hardest part to cook in a vegetable ?

The wheelchair

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What did the man say when the lobster gave him food poisoning?

I'm not letting you cook dinner again

What do chefs do when they are cooking in an emergency?

They take drastic measures.

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What's the hard part about breaking up with a Japanese person?

You have to drop the bomb twice so they get the message

What's the hardest part about making a manicure joke?

You really have to nail it

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Whats it called when you 69 with someone who is sitting in a wheelchair?

Meals on wheels

What's the hardest part of washing a vegetable?

putting them back in the wheelchair

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What vegetable was on the badge in the cab?

A CABBAGE!

What did the carrot say when the last vegetable arrived at the party?

TURNIP