What's the hardest part to cook in a vegetable ?

The wheelchair

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Why could the chef not cook a tree branch?

Because he used a non-stick pan.

Who's there? Orange. Orange who?

Orange you glad I painfully waited until I was done cooking your food to take a poop?

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable?

The Wheelchair

Whats the hardest part of cooking a potato?

Signing the legal guardian paperwork

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?

Virgin mobile.

Whats it called when you 69 with someone who is sitting in a wheelchair?

Meals on wheels

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How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?

A brick to the back of his head should do it.

What vegetable was on the badge in the cab?

A CABBAGE!