What can turn a fruit into a vegetable?

Jeffrey Dahmer!

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plow?

Give her a shovel!

Why did the Canadian DJ turn down a gig at a local gym?

Because why MC, eh

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What vegetable needs a plumber?

A leek.

Which part of a vegetable isn't edible?

His wheelchair.

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How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?

A brick to the back of his head should do it.

How do you...?

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable Give it aids.

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What was Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite snack?

Chopped dates.

What did Jeffrey Dahmer sing as he went to the refrigerator?

My Bologna had a first name.