What can turn a fruit into a vegetable?

Jeffrey Dahmer!

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What does a Bears fan do when his team wins the Superbowl?

He turns off his Xbox, and goes to bed.

Why is a restless man in bed like a lawyer?

Because he lies on one side and then turns around and lies on the other one.

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What did the fruit say to the vegetable before dinner?

Lettuce, pray.

What do you call a vegetable who has escaped prison?

An escapea

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Why do people buy fruit already cut up?

There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.

Why did the fruits take out a $30,000 loan for their wedding?

Because they cantaloupe.

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What can turn a fruit into a vegetable?

Jeffrey Dahmer!

What does Jeffrey Dahmer and Peewee Herman have in common?

They were both caught with hands in their drawers.