What can turn a fruit into a vegetable?

Jeffrey Dahmer!

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Why do police officers sleep with two rocks near their bed?

With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed

Why are fire trucks always red?

You'd turn red if someone pulled on your hose wouldn't you?

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What is the only inedible part of a vegetable?

The wheelchair

What vegetable has Avoidant Personality Disorder?

Lettuce alone!*

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What turns a fruit into a vegetable?

AIDS.

What's the difference between a strawberry and a pencil?

One's a fruit, you idiot.

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What was Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite snack?

Chopped dates.

What can turn a fruit into a vegetable?

Jeffrey Dahmer!