What turns a fruit into a vegetable?

AIDS.

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why does the Hound of the Baskervilles turn round and round before he lies down for the night?

Because he's the watchdog and he has to wind himself up.

How do you interrupt a vegans dinner?

Just turn on the sprinkler.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What vegetable was on the badge in the cab?

A CABBAGE!

What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room?

An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What do you need to drink out of a fruit?

a STRAWberry. ...I'll go...

Which fruit can never get married?

Melons, because they can'telope.

Aids Jokes More Aids Jokes

What's the name of the virus that causes AIDS?

Are you positive

What's the gift that keeps on giving?

AIDS