What turns a fruit into a vegetable?

AIDS.

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?

Marry her !

How many telemarkers does it take to change a light bulb?

3. One to change the bulb and two to talk about how beautiful the turns were.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What type of vegetable is only kinda awesome?

A radish

What do hospitals and refrigerators have in common?

If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What did the doctor say When a fruit walked into his office that was feeling like a vegetable?

what's tomato with you !

How do you make a fruit cordial?

Be nice to him.

Aids Jokes More Aids Jokes

What is the difference between Courtney Love and a porcupine?

A porcupines needle won't give you AIDS

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas?

AIDS