What batteries do turtles use?

Durashells

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What performance enhancing drugs do penguins use?

Polaroids

What did the Ancient Romans use to cut their hair?

Caesars.

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What do you get when you put the batteries in the Energizer Bunny backwards?

It keeps coming and coming and coming...

What do you get when you mix batteries and water?

Watt-er

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How do turtles communicate?

With shell phones.

What did the snail say when put on top of a turtle?

Weeeeeeeeeeee