What batteries do turtles use?

Durashells

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What do Mexicans use with the Wii-U?

Amiigo

What do Spiderman and I have in common?

We both end up with sticky hands after using the web.

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What fuels electronics but drains a relationship?

Battery

Why did the robot get the electric chair?

Because he was charged with battery.

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What do you call a turtle with an erection?

A slow poke!

What do you call a turtle who sleeps during the day and is awake at night?

Nocturtle