What do you call a turtle with an erection?

A slow poke!

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What is the hardest part of cutting a baby in half with a straight razor?

My erection.

What did Adam say to Eve the first time he got an erection?

Stand back, I don't know how big this thing is gonna get!"

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What batteries do turtles use?

Durashells

Why is turtle wax so expensive?

because turtles have such small ears

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What do you call a turtle with a hard on?

A slow poke.

What do you call a turtle with an erection?

A slow poke!