What do you call a turtle with an erection?

A slow poke!

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Why does the Asian News Anchor not stand up from behind his desk during presidential races?

because he's covering an erection!

How long does it take a baby to die in the microwave?

I don't know, I lose track of time when I have an erection.

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How's your love life?

Well, I went on a date. 45 minutes in I realized it was a turtle in a wig. "I'm sorry man" it's ok. still got laid.

What's green and has four wheels?

A turtle. I was lying about the wheels

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What do you call a turtle with a hard on?

A slow poke.

What do you call a turtle with an erection?

A slow poke!