What do you call a turtle with an erection?

A slow poke!

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What do you call a preacher with an erection?

A firm believer

Whats the difference between a porsche and an erection?

I dont have a porsche. (Best told by whispering in someones ear.)

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What's green and has four wheels?

A turtle. I was lying about the wheels

What batteries do turtles use?

Durashells

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What do you call a turtle with a hard on?

A slow poke.

What do you call a turtle with an erection?

A slow poke!