What's green and has four wheels?

A turtle. I was lying about the wheels

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What did pinnochio's girlfriend say when they were 69'ing?

Lie to me

How many reps would you usually do?

he asked. "A million," I rep lied.

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

What's green and has four wheels?

A turtle. I was lying about the wheels

Why are we making such a big deal about the wheels on the bus going round and round?

They're wheels.

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What do you call a turtle that sends pictures to everyone?

a Snapping Turtle

What kind of pictures do turtles take?

Shellfies!