What do you call a turtle that sends pictures to everyone?

a Snapping Turtle

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Why in the World would a Woman ever take her picture in the bathroom mirror?

It defies logic

How can you tell if a picture was taken with a GoPro?

because the owner will tell you

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Why did the army send so many women with PMS to the Persian Gulf?

They fought like animals and retained water for 4 days.

WhatsApp, Facebook Messenger etc. for free?

It's not about the money. It's about sending a message!

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Who is Thor?

A very worn-out thuper hero. (An excerpt from Brother Time and the Turtle: More Excuses for Jokes: )

How do turtles communicate?

With shell phones.

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What do you call a turtle that sends pictures to everyone?

a Snapping Turtle

What do you call a timid person that uses Snapchat?

A snapping turtle!