A very worn-out thuper hero. (An excerpt from Brother Time and the Turtle: More Excuses for Jokes: )
They are the wurst.
This is no joke.
He was just stalin for time
Snow White had the excuse of being asleep before letting seven in.
Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.
Because he's low key.
Because he stays low key
Well, I went on a date. 45 minutes in I realized it was a turtle in a wig. "I'm sorry man" it's ok. still got laid.
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