Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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Who's in there?

He yells He gets a reply "jean-claude van damme" All 4 of you,get out!

What causes a half-moon?

Student: When you can't get your jeans over your thighs.

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Why did the duck go to the basketball game?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls!

What's the last thing you want to hear while using a urinal?

nice watch"

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What's your favorite song?

Me, to a baby wearing a Metallica shirt at the grocery store.

What do all Japanese Airmen wear eye patches?

Because they're pirots!

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Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

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Why do they carry Marines around on Naval ships?

Because sheep would be too obvious.

Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?

The baa-baa shop.

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What did the Scottish man do when he ran out of pants to wear?

He kilt himself

Why did they bury the Scottish man on the West side of the hill?

Because he was dead

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What has 32 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

Why do the Irish wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

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Why do Scottish men wear kilts?

Because their sheep can hear zippers.

How can you tell what clan a Scottish man is from?

Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.

Kilt Jokes More Kilt Jokes

What did the Scottish man do when he ran out of pants to wear?

He kilt himself

How can you tell the clan of a Scotsman?

Look under his kilt, if it's a quarter-pounder, he's a McDonald.