Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead ...

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What kind of jeans do ghosts wear?

Boo Jeans

What's Super Mario's favorite type of jeans?

Denim Denim Denim

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Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar?

She heard that the drinks were on the house.

What happened to the egg when it heard the joke?

It cracked.

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What are you supposed to be?

ME: I'm not wearing a costume

What does a lawyer wear to work?

A law-suit

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What is the longest word in the English language?

SMILES because there is a mile between the first and last letters!

Why do Arabs wear thawbs?

Goats can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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What do you call a sheep taking Ambien?

Shleepy!

Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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What's the difference between a Scottish guy and Mick Jagger?

One says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The other says "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

How can you tell what clan a Scottish man is from?

Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.

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Why Do Scottish people wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper go down a mile away.

Why do Scotsman wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

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