Because a sheep can hear a zipper go down a mile away.
He heard the reception was going to be terrible...
Aye, there's the wub"
Leader-hosen.
Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small.
Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
Because there is a mile separating the two s'es.
A sheep
Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)
A: an AYE-Phone. (Joke brought to you by a 5 year old)
Mick Jagger sings eh you, get offa mai cloud, but the Scottish farmer says eh McLeod, get offa mai ewe!
Because the sheep have gotten used to the sound of zippers
Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.
He got kilt.
Kilt
