Why didn't the cellphone attend the wedding?

He heard the reception was going to be terrible...

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Where did the universe attend college?

At the university.

Why your oven doesn't attend an university?

It already has at least hundred degrees

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Have you heard of the band 1023MB?

They haven't got a gig yet.

What did you hear about the man who fell into the upholstery machine...?

I heard that he was fully re-covered.

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Why did the cellphone go to court?

Because it was charged with battery.

How are children like cellphones?

If youve lost one and havent found it in a couple days, chances are its probably dead.

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What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

Why did AT&ampT have the worst wedding?

No reception.

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What does a Polish groom give his bride for their wedding that is long and hard?

A new last name.

Why did the fruits take out a $30,000 loan for their wedding?

Because they cantaloupe.