Why didn't the sun have to attend university?

It's already got thousands of degrees.

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Attend Jokes More Attend Jokes

Why did the chicken attend the seance?

To get to the other side.

What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

What do you call an orang-utan which has been in the sun for too long?

An OranguTAN!

What flower loves to be in the sun?

Sunflower.

Degree Jokes More Degree Jokes

What do you call a snake with a degree in engineering?

A Boa Constructor

What's the temperature in Motown right now?

Three degrees, four tops

Thousand Jokes More Thousand Jokes

What did Daniel Boone say to Davey Crocket when thousands of Mexicans charged at them at the Alamo?

Davey.... are we pouring concrete today "

What do you cal a campsite trampled by thousands of tiny insects?

A gnatural disaster.

University Jokes More University Jokes

What do you say to someone who studied media at university?

Can I have fries with that please?

What's the difference between a degree in Theoretical Physics and a theoretical degree in Physics?

One is relevant and can get you a job. The other you went to university for.