Why didn't the sun have to attend university?

It's already got thousands of degrees.

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Attend Jokes More Attend Jokes

Why did the chicken attend the seance?

To get to the other side.

Why didn't the insomniac attend his uncle's funeral?

he's not a mourning person

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

Who satisfies earth the most?

Sun. Because the sun goes down every night.

Why don't black people lay in the sun?

because it's 92.96 million miles away.

Degree Jokes More Degree Jokes

What do you call terrorists who have degrees in material science and electromagnetic theory?

HysterISIS

What is the difference between a baker baking a cake and a gynecologist giving an exam?

A few degrees.

Thousand Jokes More Thousand Jokes

What two words have thousands of letters in them?

Post office.

What do you call a book club that has been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

University Jokes More University Jokes

Where did the universe attend college?

At the university.

Where do galaxies go to college?

University! Happy 1st day back to school to many of you :)