Why didn't the sun have to attend university?

It's already got thousands of degrees.

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Where did the universe attend college?

At the university.

Who's concerts cost only 45 cents to attend?

50 Cent ft. Nickelback

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How many times can look at the sun with a telescope?

You can do this twice. One time with you right eye and one with your left!

Why did the moon marry the sun?

Because the sun is hott.

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What kind of degree do you inherit through marriage?

A degree in law.

What diploma do criminals get?

The third degree.

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How is Michael Jackson like the thousands of people outside times square on new years?

Once the balls drop, They're no longer interested!

How many times do I have to tell you this Mom?

I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.

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Where did Dr. Pepper get his degree?

The University of Minnesoda

How many OU (University of Oklahoma) coaches does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.