What two words have thousands of letters in them?

Post office.

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Why do the French not pronounce "h" at the beginning of words?

Because they hate it.

What do you call a Psychic Compromise?

A Happy Medium. Sorry, a played around with the wording of this a lot and couldn't find anything better. Please suggest a better phrasing.

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What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands of years?

Pete.

What begins with P ends with E and has thousands of letters?

The Post Office

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What kind of turns do letters take?

U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.

How did skeletons send each other letters in the days of the Wild West?

By Bony Express.

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What do the Post Office and a shoe store have in common?

Thousands of brown loafers

What has more letters than the alphabet?

The post office.