What two words have thousands of letters in them?

Post office.

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What did the Israeli Prime Minister who can't say the word "and" say about candy that caused such a hubbub?

Mike Ike's are my least favorite.

Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?

Idk, accordion to research I guess.

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How does a blonde count a thousand sheep?

She counts the legs, and divides by 4.

Why didn't the sun have to attend university?

It's already got thousands of degrees.

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What's the longest word in the English language ?

Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

Which letter of the alphabet is the laziest?

letter G (lethargy)

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What do the dolphins and the post office have in common?

Neither deliver on Sundays.

What does a feminist pick up from the post office?

Their femail