What two words have thousands of letters in them?

Post office.

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What did the Israeli Prime Minister who can't say the word "and" say about candy that caused such a hubbub?

Mike Ike's are my least favorite.

Why do fluorescent lights hum?

Because they don't know the words.

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Whats a mile long and has a thousand arms?

The train to Auschwitz. Some German guy i used to play Path of Exile with told it to me.

How many times do I have to tell you this Mom?

I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.

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What do snakes write on the bottom of their letters?

With love and hisses.

What shall we do with all these letters begging for money?

the woman asks her husband. "Keep sending them!"

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Why did the post office get sued?

For Mail-Practice!!

How is life at the post office going?

It's going well I guess. It has its usps and it's downs. Edited for correctness