What did the Israeli Prime Minister who can't say the word "and" say about candy that caused such a hubbub?

Mike Ike's are my least favorite.

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Why is ketchup married to mustard?

Cause ketchup accidentally broke the condiment.

Why do Mexican and Muslim jokes all sound the same?

Cause if you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal. Ba da Tissssssss

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What's the opposite of the word uncle-off-her?

It's an aunt- -him.

What two words have the most letters?

Post office.

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What's the difference between an Israeli terrorist and a woman with PMS?

You can reason with the terrorist!

Why does it take so long to play Israeli sports?

Because all the replays are in shlomo.

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How do you spell candy with two letters?

C and Y

Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!