What did the Israeli Prime Minister who can't say the word "and" say about candy that caused such a hubbub?

Mike Ike's are my least favorite.

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Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

What's a Jackhammer's Best Friend?

Cast Steel! Bahahahahah! You know! Cause it has a poor dampening value it vibrates so much! They um. They both vibrate. Well ok. One vibrates, the other reciprocates. That's kinda... Hehe. Heh. Reciprocate my humor damn it!

Why do girls rub their eyes when they wake up?

Cause they don't have balls to scratch

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

What word allows you to take away two letters and get one?

Stone.

Whats the word im looking for?

You're part of a three-man space crew orbiting Earth. You can ONLY relay one, one word message in 2 seconds. Whats the word

Israeli Jokes More Israeli Jokes

What do you call the Israeli PM when he switches search engines?

Benjamin Netangoogle

What did the Germans name the Israeli Submarine?

Das Jude

Candy Jokes More Candy Jokes

What is a childs's favourite type of Halloween candy?

Lots a candy.

Who's there ! Candy ! Candy who ?

Candy cow jump over the moon !