What does a witch do if her broom is stolen ?

She calls the flying squad !

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What do you call a witch who climbs up walls?

Ivy.

Why did the witch go commando?

She needed some better grip on her broomstick.

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What do you call promoting a broom to the highest rank in the military?

A Sweeping Generalization.

How do you stop your bacon from curling in the pan?

Take their little stones and brooms away!

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What do they say about a rapper who stole a dictionary?

He got a way with words.

What did the bartender say to the girl that tried to steal a drink?

It was worth a shot.