What does a witch do if her broom is stolen ?

She calls the flying squad !

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Where do witches and wizards shop?

Voldemart.

What kind of witch goes to the beach?

A: Sandwitch

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What do you call promoting a broom to the highest rank in the military?

A Sweeping Generalization.

What happens next?

The broom gets sweepy.

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What do you call a Mexican who's car got stolen?

Carlos.

Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)