What do you call promoting a broom to the highest rank in the military?

A Sweeping Generalization.

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Why don't witches wear underpants?

To get a better grip on the broom

How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb?

You can hear their brooms tick!

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Why Did The Military Take Over Turkey?

To Prove They Were Not Chicken

Why don't american have a bullet train?

They use the bullets to train the military.

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What do you call promoting a broom to the highest rank in the military?

A Sweeping Generalization.

What are jokes about janitors called?

Sweeping generalizations.

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What did the Mexican carpeting salesman yell to promote his business?

Underlay! Underlay!

Why was the hot teacher promoted to principal?

Because she was the Headmaster! My first submitted joke :)