What do you call promoting a broom to the highest rank in the military?

A Sweeping Generalization.

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How do you pick up my ex girlfriend?

With a broom and a dustpan.

What happens next?

The broom gets sweepy.

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What do you call a Bronie in the military?

A GIbronie!

Why don't american have a bullet train?

They use the bullets to train the military.

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What are jokes about janitors called?

Sweeping generalizations.

What do you call promoting a broom to the highest rank in the military?

A Sweeping Generalization.

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How can you tell Cap'n Crunch is terrible?

He hasn't been promoted since 1963...

Why was the hot teacher promoted to principal?

Because she was the Headmaster! My first submitted joke :)