How can you tell someone's an atheist?

You can't. They'll always tell you first.

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What's worse than your doctor telling you that you have gonorrhea?

Getting the news from your dentist

How can you tell a lawyer is lying?

Other lawyers look interested.

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Why aren't any atheists buying a PS4 Pro?

They don't believe in higher power.

What do you call an atheist in a six foot pine box?

All dressed up, with no place to go.