How can you tell someone's an atheist?

You can't. They'll always tell you first.

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What is the South American Music Scale?

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti No (This is a joke I wrote a loooonnngg time ago, tell me what you think.)

How can you tell when a salesperson is lying?

His lips are moving.

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What can both Christians and Atheists agree on about Jesus?

Kanye's not him.

Why are atheists so dumb?

Because if they were smart, they'd be theists!