What has two eyes but can't see, two wings but can't fly, and two legs but can't walk?

A dead bird.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call an Irish guy with no arms and no legs hanging out on your front porch?

Patio Furniture.

When you put a baby into a blender, why do you put her in legs first ?

A : So that you can see the expression on the face.........

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

How are men like carpet tiles?

If you lay them properly the first time around you can walk all over them for the rest of your life.

What did the baby otter say when it walked into the club?

Ouch

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do you call a fly without wings?

A walk.

Whats the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

I don't know I just fly the drone.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What has six eyes but cannot see?

Three men in a house with dirty dishes in the sink, laundry that needs to be folded and kids that need a bath

What do you call a pig with three eyes?

Piiig

Dead Bird Jokes More Dead Bird Jokes

What did u do last night?

Me: I drowned my swallows in whiskey Don't u mean sorrows Me covering tub of dead birds: is that the saying

What does have eyes but can't see, has legs but can't walk, and has wings but can't fly?

A dead bird.