What has two eyes but can't see, two wings but can't fly, and two legs but can't walk?

A dead bird.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call an Asian woman with one leg?

Irene

Why did the dog say he was an actor?

His leg was in a cast.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

How is crossing an intersection like going to jail?

If you're a white man, you're free to walk.

Why do pagans make the best husbands and wives?

Because they'll worship the ground you walk on.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why did the Millennium Falcon hot a tree?

Because Han was flying so low.

What do you call a model flying an airplane full of animals?

Zoolander

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why are spectators so happy with their jobs?

Because beauty is in the eye of the beholder

What do you like about me?

Me: Your crippling self esteem issues have caused you to lower your standards. Her: What Me: Your eyes

Dead Bird Jokes More Dead Bird Jokes

What has wings but can't fly, legs but can't walk, and a mouth but can't speak?

A dead bird

What do you call a dead bird that was suicidal?

A Robin Williams.