What do you call a snobbish thief walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why do you want to run for President?

Because walking wouldn't burn enough calories.

What do you call an ant that's walking in perfect form?

An informant

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

Why did Suzie fall down the stairs?

I pushed her

How does a Chinese family name their children?

They throw 3-9 pots and pans down a flight of stairs.