Why did the cat go to the hospital?

A: To have a CAT scan done.

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What did the cat say to the human after being hit with a baseball bat?

Nothing. Cats don't freaking talk.

What's the wrong way to feed the cat?

to the dog.

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Who is the coolest person in the hospital?

The ultrasound man.

Why don't they use Macs/iPads in hospitals?

Because using an Apple a day keeps the doctors away.

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Why did the cat go to the hospital?

A: To have a CAT scan done.

What do you get if you digitise a map of northern Europe?

Scanned-in-avia