Why did the cat go to the hospital?

A: To have a CAT scan done.

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What does a cat say when he likes something?

A: It's purrrfect.

How to teach a cat how to bark?

Pour some gasoline on it and WOOF!

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What would happen if black widow spiders were as big as horses?

A: If one bit you, you could ride it to the hospital.

Why did the narcissistic cannibal end up in the hospital?

Because he was so full of himself.

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What do you get if you digitise a map of northern Europe?

Scanned-in-avia

Why did the cat go to the hospital?

A: To have a CAT scan done.