Why did the black man have to sell his parrot?

because polly wanted a cracker

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What do you call a pirate that sells things?

A sailor.

How do you sell chicken to a deaf man?

A: HEY, YOU WANNA BUY SOME CHICKEN !!!!!!!

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man in the US?

A white man makes it to prison.

What's the difference between a black man and an archealogist?

One is a nerdy digger.

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What is orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot. :

What's the definition of Parity?

Two parrots exactly the same!

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Why did your brother give up his job in the biscuit factory?

Because he went crackers.

Why did the black man have to sell his parrot?

because polly wanted a cracker