Why did the black man have to sell his parrot?

because polly wanted a cracker

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How many stockholders does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.

Why were the ducks arrested?

They were selling quack in the park.

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How do you tell if a black mans been on your computer?

It's not there.

What's the difference between Santa and a black man?

Santa stops after the third Ho

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What do you call a Magician with a Parrot?

Pollygone

Where did you get it?

Africa" Says the parrot.

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Why do carpets in white folk houses always need vacuuming?

Crackers always leave crumbs.

What's one cracker plus two crackers. 257 Calories(http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?

i=What%27s+one+cracker+plus+two+crackers%3F)