What do they teach in ISIS business school?

Execution is everything.

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Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

because they serve Poutine.

How many ISIS mercenaries does it take to change a light bulb?

None stupid crusader, that's a job for the hostages!

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What does the ISIS member say about telling good jokes?

It's all in the execution."

What is the best part of an ISIS joke?

The execution.

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What dance did the Rastafarian teach Ash Ketchum?

Dah okey pokey mon.

How many beers did you have while I was gone?

Me: Two. 4-year-old: It was nine. Teaching her to count was a mistake.