Why do carpets in white folk houses always need vacuuming?

Crackers always leave crumbs.

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Why do white people think they can say the N word?

Because it is the only thing left that still belongs to black people.

What gas leaves a pirate speechless?

Argon

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How many black people do you need to start a riot?

Negative 1.

How many MRAs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Tires need changing too you know!

Carpet Jokes More Carpet Jokes

Where does the Persian air force keep its aircraft?

The Carpet store

What does Speedy Gonzalez keep under his carpet?

Underlay! Underlay!

Cracker Jokes More Cracker Jokes

Why don't parrot's like black people?

Because Polly wants a cracker.

What seemed to be the parrots problem?

Prolly wanted a cracker!

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What's the difference between a vacuum and a Harley Davidson?

The position of the dirtbag

Why didn't the dog want to go into outer space?

Because he was scared of vacuums!

Crumb Jokes More Crumb Jokes

Why do you want to work here?

ME: *crumbs tumbling from my mouth* Oh, I don't. I was just walking by and saw you had donuts.

What did the biscuit say when it saw two friends knocked down?

Crumbs!