How much does a flight to Rio cost?

A Brazilian dollars.

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How many South American people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A Brazilian

How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.

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How much does it cost to clean up Germany?

About 6 million.

How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?

A buccaneer!

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Why did the flight from Warsaw to Moscow crash?

There were Poles on the right half of the plane.

What do you call a pretentious criminal going down a flight of stairs?

A condescending condescending