Because he was Snowden.
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A peg leg.
A condescending condescending
A condescending con descending.
An apology.
The cloths hanger only solves one problem.
They throw silverware down a flight of stairs....ting, tong, ping, ding
None. He "fell".
A Polish man calls up an airline. "How long is the flight from Chicago to Warsaw?" "One minute..." "Thank you."
Be sharp or Be flat.
There were Poles on the right half of the plane.
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He brought the wrong carrion.
Give them a ticket for a flight on Malaysian Airlines and hope that they will live up to their reputation!
It was dynamite!"
The penguin looks up to him and says "flight's delayed."
It stares.
They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.
A. A nun falling down a flight of stairs.
Air conditioning.
Step one Step two Step three
Bring your own bomb! Cause what are the odds that there are **two** bombs on the same plane
A Brazilian dollars.
They throw 3-9 pots and pans down a flight of stairs.
A yoke.
Because his peg leg made him go 'R'
Cafe
One egg is un oeuf.
His grades were below sea level
A woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies.
Cause North and South Poles repel each other ...
Everyone is already in a caste
No one knows. It's never happened.
Two syllables.
The age
They're both fun to watch tumble down stairs.
A condescending con, descending.
