What do slinkies and the handicapped have in common?

They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.

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Push Jokes More Push Jokes

Who pushed the neonate out an endometrium?

Your mom.

Why did the wheelchair-bound girlfriend break up with her boyfriend?

He kept pushing her around.

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

What is the biggest key when moving a piano up a flight of stairs?

Be sharp or Be flat.

What do you call a patronising scam artist, walking down stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Flight Jokes More Flight Jokes

How do you get rid of somebody?

Give them a ticket for a flight on Malaysian Airlines and hope that they will live up to their reputation!

What do you call a snarky criminal going down a flight of stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Fun Jokes More Fun Jokes

How did the raisin have fun at the movies?

It took a date....

What do you call mail that likes to have fun?

Outgoing mail.

Slinkie Jokes More Slinkie Jokes

What do slinkies and the handicapped have in common?

They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.

What do women and Slinkies have in common?

Not much, but you can't help but crack a smile when see some tumbling down the stairs.