What do slinkies and the handicapped have in common?

They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.

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Push Jokes More Push Jokes

Why did Lucy fall off the swing?

Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.

What did the poop said to the other poop?

Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

What do you call a black-white-black-white.... What do you call a black-white-black-white-black?

A nun falling off the stairs!! A really old one there.

What do you call a snobby criminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Flight Jokes More Flight Jokes

How does a flight of steps check out a woman?

It stares.

How much does a flight to Rio cost?

A Brazilian dollars.

Fun Jokes More Fun Jokes

What do politicians do for fun?

Rave at the party.

What do you call a fruit that makes fun of someone?

A banana-nana-nana Got it on a popsicle stick. Laughed for way too long.

Slinkie Jokes More Slinkie Jokes

What do women and Slinkies have in common?

Not much, but you can't help but crack a smile when see some tumbling down the stairs.

What do slinkies and the handicapped have in common?

They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.