What do slinkies and the handicapped have in common?

They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.

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Push Jokes More Push Jokes

How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs?

None, he fell.

What did the proctologist ask the restaurant goer?

Can I push your stool in?

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

What do you call a thief running down your stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What did the elevator say to the stairs?

Never mind, I'll escalator

Flight Jokes More Flight Jokes

What do you call a flight commandeered by pirates?

A peg leg.

How does a Chinese family name their children?

They throw 3-9 pots and pans down a flight of stairs.

Fun Jokes More Fun Jokes

Why cant you make fun of Chinese people?

Because its just wong

What do you call it when you make fun of someone's gambling addiction?

Slot shaming.

Slinkie Jokes More Slinkie Jokes

What do women and Slinkies have in common?

Not much, but you can't help but crack a smile when see some tumbling down the stairs.

What's the worst time of the year for the Slinkies factory?

Spring break. BA DUM TISS