How did the raisin have fun at the movies?

It took a date....

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What do you cast a containment device out of element 28 in?

A: MOVIES!

What rating do pirate movies always get?

PG-13

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How many raisins do I have to add to this bag of M&Ms before it qualifies as trail mix?

One I say one.

What did the raisin see when she came home early from work?

Her husband on a date.

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What does 7-11 have in common with women?

Both of their eggs have sell-by dates.

Where do wind gusts go to on dates?

To Chicago

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What did the boy say after the tailor made fun of him for not wearing pants?

Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?

Why is it difficult to make fun of the Large Hadron Collider?

Because it's hard to discern.