Why is Mike Pence magic?

He can turn fruits to vegetables

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What do you call a food that turns black people on?

An -disiac.

How does a yoga instructor turn down an invite?

Namaste home tonight.

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What's the worst type of vegetable to bring on a boat?

Grandpa. :(

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How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable Give it aids.

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What do you call a piece of fruit that can fly?

A pearrot

What type of fruit is not allowed to get married?

Cantaloupe...