Why is Mike Pence magic?

He can turn fruits to vegetables

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How do you get out of an elephant?

Q: How do you get out of an elephant A: Turn around and around until you get all pooped out. (5 yo humor never gets old)

Why did I throw my phone out of my window?

Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...

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What do you call a vegetable that's only kinda cool?

Radish

Why did the vegetables hop into the boiling pot of water?

They were part of a stewicide pact.

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What can turn a fruit into a vegetable?

Jeffrey Dahmer!

Why do people buy fruit already cut up?

There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.