Why is Mike Pence magic?

He can turn fruits to vegetables

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What's the best thing about turning 65?

No more calls from insurance salesmen.

Where is the water main?

so I turned on the tap & said, "Right here, main."

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What turns a fruit into a vegetable?

AIDS.

What do you get if you cross a sports reporter with a vegetable ?

A common tater !

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Whoa that's a lemon, how much did you pay?

Only $3,200" Dude it's literally a piece of fruit "Damn....not again"

Why is fruit so expensive?

I want some raspberries, not the tears of Jesus.