What do you get if you cross a sports reporter with a vegetable ?

A common tater !

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What do you call a cross between Communism and Theocracy?

Communionism

Why did Xzibit cross the road?

A: To get to the other Ride

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What do hospitals and refrigerators have in common?

If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.

What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with Vegetables?

Mrs Hawking

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What do you call a ubiquitous spud?

A common-tater!

What do you get if you cross a sports reporter with a vegetable ?

A common tater !