Why did Xzibit cross the road?

A: To get to the other Ride

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?

Because he got hit by a car.

Why did the chicken get run over by a car as it was crossing the road?

To get to the Other side

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food ?

Snakes and Larders !sna

What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose ?

I'm not sure but I wouldn't try smelling it !

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What kind of bikes do girls ride?

Menstrual Cycles (I'm 99% sure I made this up!)

What does a tweaker and a Jehovah's Witness have in common?

Both ride bicycles and are on a mission.