Why did Xzibit cross the road?

A: To get to the other Ride

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What did the chicken say ?

What did they chicken say to his friends after being sent to the hospital after failing to cross the road ?. Don't worry ill get over it.

Why did the rooster cross the road?

He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.

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What do you get if you cross Islam with Christianity?

Islam Christianity sin

What do you get when cross the Dukes of Hazzard car with K.I.T.T. ?

General Lee speaking.

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Why is the ocean always wet?

Because wherever she is, she's always getting rode.

What weighs 35 tons has four fuzzy ears and is 80 million years old?

Two rabbits riding a brontosaurus.