Why did Xzibit cross the road?

A: To get to the other Ride

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Why didn't Stalin look both ways before he crossed the road?

He was rushin'

Why did EA cross the road?

The punchline for this joke is 0.99$

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What do you get when you cross a Unitarian with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.

Why did the redditor cross the subreddit?

To recycle a joke from the other side.

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What's the difference between a wealthy man wearing a tux and riding a bike and a hobo in torn jeans and shirt riding a unicycle?

Attire.

How do you tell if someone is riding a bicycle for fitness or because they have a DUI?

The cigarette.