Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?

Because he got hit by a car.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What did the egg say to the pan or boiling water?

It's gonna take me a while to get hard, I just got laid by a chicken."

Why did the chicken get into so much trouble?

Because of its fowl language.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What's the best thing about owning a car in Liverpool?

You'll eventually end up with enough bricks to build a free garage.

What kind of car did the German cowboy purchase?

Audi *tips hat*

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the chicken droid NOT cross the road?

Because it had a bad motivator!

Why did the chicken cross the road half way ?

He wanted to lay it on the line !

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross the Queen and Prince Charles?

Dead in a tunnel.

Why did the existential nihilist cross the road?

Who cares.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What did the throwing star say when I asked her if she could hit her target?

Of course, I'm shuriken.

Why is it called the "funny bone" when you hit your elbow on something and it tingles?

Because it's humerus.