What kind of car did the German cowboy purchase?

Audi *tips hat*

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What type of pants do you need to start a car?

Cargo pants

How did the inventor of the car advertise his new "horse-less carriage"?

He said it goes without a hitch!

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What do you call a silly, apathetic German boy?

Agoofaloofagus

What did one German baker say to the other?

Glutentag!

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What happens when a neckbeard takes drugs?

They start tipping balls.

What is the number 1 rule at a computer bar?

Always tip your server.

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What kind of wine do bears drink?

Maulbec

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Liberty