What kind of car did the German cowboy purchase?

Audi *tips hat*

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What do girls and snowflakes have in common?

They can't drive cars.

What is the car that everyone sleeps in?

The Ford Siesta Many thanks to for that one.

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What do you call a German singalong?

Follow the lieder!

Why does everyone hate German sausage jokes?

Because they're the wurst.

Tip Jokes More Tip Jokes

When is it acceptable to not tip your server?

when your a system admin, and your server if tipped could destroy many websites.

How does a pirate tip his hat?

M'Hearty"

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What kind of tea do the crime investigation team drink?

A "casual tea"

What kind of bee can never be understood?

A mumble-bee.