What do you call an Asian person that is hit by a car?

Hood orient

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What kind of car does a pirate drive?

A Yarrrrrrrrris.

What cars do cows drive?

Cattleacs

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Why didn't you check your speedometer?

Driver: It broke when I hit 100.

How do you discipline your pet rock?

You hit rock bottom!

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How do you know that an Asian has robbed your house?

Your mailbox is missing!

What do you call the process of becoming an honorary Asian?

Orientation.

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What do you call an Asian person that is hit by a car?

Hood orient

How do you blindfold an Asian person?

You put floss over his eyes.