How do you know that an Asian has robbed your house?

Your mailbox is missing!

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How do you know when you're too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener

Why can't America ever win a chess tournament?

Because they're missing two towers

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What does the zero say to the eight?

I like your belt. Ok, ok. I know it's elementary, but I still love it.

How do we know Jesus was a man?

We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What is the best use for a wet dog?

x-post from /r/MeanJokes Getting the smell of white people out of your house.

Why are orphans bad at poker?

Because they don't know what a full house is

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What do Asian pirates do?

They fry pranes

What's everyone's problem with euthanasia?

I like little asian kids

Rob Jokes More Rob Jokes

What if Rob Lowe robbed Lowes?

Just imagine the crazy headlines. They'd probably say something like... "Rob Lowe Robs Lowes"

What does robbing a Scotsman get you?

Kilt

Mailbox Jokes More Mailbox Jokes

What is the difference between a dog and a mailbox?

If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail.

What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim?

Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.