How do you know that an Asian has robbed your house?

Your mailbox is missing!

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Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?

Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.

What do you call a cow that's missing a leg?

A 3 legged cow

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Why did the brain cell go to the other side of the brain?

A: I don't know. It hadn't really crossed my mind.

How do U know it's the wrong hole?

No one has done this before, it's just us two you know

House Jokes More House Jokes

How do you know an Asian has robbed your house?

They're still in your driveway

What did the hippie say when I asked him to leave my house?

Nah, I'm-a stay.

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What do you call a one-legged asian woman?

Irene

What's Asian on top and black on bottom?

IQ distribution graph

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What does robbing a Scotsman get you?

Kilt

What's wrong honey?

My bad knee is acting up again. *knee robs a gas station*

Mailbox Jokes More Mailbox Jokes

How do you know that an Asian has robbed your house?

Your mailbox is missing!

What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim?

Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.