Mailbox Jokes

How do you know that an Asian has robbed your house?

Your mailbox is missing!

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What is the difference between a dog and a mailbox?

If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail.

What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim?

Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door?

Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.

What did the painter say to her boyfriend?

I love you with all my art!"

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How many country stars does it take to change a light bulb?

Six-1 to change the bulb and 5 to sing about how much they miss the old one.

What kind of vehicle swerved to miss a talking lizard in the road?

Dodged-a-Rango

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What do a Redneck divorcee and a Tornado have in common?

either way, you're gonna lose your trailer...

Why does Lichtenstien never lose a race?

Because nothing is faster then Liecht!

Rob Jokes More Rob Jokes

How do you know if a Chinese man has robbed your house?

Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later, he's still trying to back out of your driveway.

How do you know that an Asian has robbed your house?

Your mailbox is missing!

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

When Chris brought over his musl*m girlfriend to meet the family, what did they say?

Nice scarf! Must be cold where you came from! Do you guys want coffee?"

What do you call a guy stuck in the same job for 30 years?

A four term US senator.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why are Asians bad at golf?

They don't know how to drive.

Who knows about math and science and is always close by?

An engi-near!

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get when you combine a watch with a dog?

An eternally suffering abomination...YOU MONSTER!

What do dogs have that no other animal has ?

Puppy dogs !

Bill Jokes More Bill Jokes

What's on at the cinema?

Wife: Let me google it and- *terrified look at bill* Wife: Let me bing it and see.

Who is Steve?

Why does he call all the time " "What's this bill for a hotel room "