Mailbox Jokes

How do you know that an Asian has robbed your house?

Your mailbox is missing!

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What is the difference between a dog and a mailbox?

If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail.

What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim?

Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What kind of Dog does Homer Simpson have?

A DOH-berman!

Why did the man cry when he was cutting up onions?

Onions" was his dog... D:

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What's pink, wrinkly, hairy, smells of pee, and hangs out you boxers?

Either your mum, your wife or you.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door?

Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What do you call it when a soldier gets laid?

Tactical Insertion.* What do you call it when a COD player gets laid *Lies.*

What's green and lays in a ditch while covered in cookie crumbs?

The Girl Scout that got hit by a car.

Rob Jokes More Rob Jokes

How do you know a North Korean robbed your house?

All your printer paper is gone and when you look at the printer history it's all Kim Jong-un.

What will Ryan Lochte say if he looses "Dancing With the Stars"?

I was robbed" Sorry, that just came to me like a stroke of idiotic genius and I couldn't help myself.

Bill Jokes More Bill Jokes

What do you call a woman that sets her bills on fire?

Bernadette.

What is the most mysterious cheese?

I'm going to a cheese and wine party tonight and the host has requested I bring a "mystery cheese". I'm hoping there's a puntastic cheese out there somewhere that may fit the bill!

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What do you call an Irishman who bounces off of walls?

Rick O'Shea.

What's yellow and flys through walls?

A magic banana...

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why did the fish swim off of the waterfall?

For the Halibut.

Why does Mexjco do poorly in the olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can run fast, swim fast and jump high are in the states.

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

How do you call Bob the Builder when he is unemployed?

Bob

What do you call a Quadriplegic in the ocean?

Bob. *I'm so sorry*