Mailbox Jokes

How do you know that an Asian has robbed your house?

Your mailbox is missing!

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What is the difference between a dog and a mailbox?

If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail.

What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim?

Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.

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What is a dog's favorite thing about living in a house?

Roofs.

Why can kangaroos jump higher than a house?

Because a house can't jump.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

How do you keep black people out of your back yard?

Hang one in the front!

Why did Chris Benoit quit wrestling?

He wanted to hang with his family.

Matt Jokes More Matt Jokes

What are your best 'no arm, no legs' jokes?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on his porch Matt.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your front porch?

Matt. Others:

Bill Jokes More Bill Jokes

How do you stop your water from running?

Stop paying the bill.

What should we call this giant advertising board?

Phil: A philboard Bill: I have a better idea

Art Jokes More Art Jokes

How does a painter support their art in this economy?

Easel-y

What do you call a person who teaches you the art of farting?

A tooter

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

How did Helen Keller break her arms?

She tried to read a road sign going 45mph

Why did the pacifist /b/tard try to calm everyone down?

He did it for the

Quadruple Amputee Jokes More Quadruple Amputee Jokes

What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim?

Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.

What did the quadruple amputee say when he couldn't solve the riddle?

I'm stumped.

Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

What's the difference between bullets and everyone ?

Everyone misses Harambe.

What did JFK Jr miss most about Martha's Vineyard?

The runway