What do you get when you combine a watch with a dog?

An eternally suffering abomination...YOU MONSTER!

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What has four legs but isn't alive?

The son says,"Nice try dad, a chair!" "Not this time son, our dog is dead"

Why did the dog go to the hospital?

He was feeling ruff.

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What are the famous last words of a redneck?

Hey ya'll, watch this!"

What Do the Joker and 60,000,000 people have in common?

They just wanna watch the world burn

Suffer Jokes More Suffer Jokes

What kind of dog suffers most from being inbred?

A hot dog

What illness are you suffering from if you keep seeing cartoon animals who talk?

Disney spells.

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What do you get when you combine two Japanese demons?

A two-eyed onion.

What do you get when you combine mayonnaise and bologne?

Bolognese sauce

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

Why did the monster go into hospital?

To have his ghoul-stones removed.

What game do monsters play with humans?

Squash.