What do you get when you combine a watch with a dog?

An eternally suffering abomination...YOU MONSTER!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did the dog say when he chased his tail?

This is the end.

Why was the dog shaking?

He had Barkinson's

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What kind of watch does Germs Bond wear?

An Amoeba.

What do you get when you watch 'Cinderella' backwards?

A woman in her place...

Suffer Jokes More Suffer Jokes

What do you call El Chapo suffering from seizures?

Narcolepsy

What is your Problem?

Darren : Suffering from Unlimited Free Outgoings with Different Different Ringtones...:-):-D

Combine Jokes More Combine Jokes

What do you get when you combine Soccer and Baseball?

Golbat.

What do you get when you combine north beach and south beach?

Sum of beaches.

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster showed up for the ball?

You look quite put-together this evening.

What has 100 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.