What do you get when you combine a watch with a dog?

An eternally suffering abomination...YOU MONSTER!

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Why'd the dog cross the road?

Cause he's a dog.

What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies?

A: Should we walk home or take a dog

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When do hamburgers most enjoy watching TV?

During PRIME time!

Where does the brown sugar go to watch a movie?

The Cinemon.

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What are the three rings of marriage?

The first one is the engagement ring...the second one is the wedding ring...and the third one is the suffering.

Why does the addict avoid going to the bank?

Because he suffers from cash withdrawals.

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What do you get when you combine a recliner with a fruit?

A chairy.

What do you get when you combine Reddit with dry humor?

Circle jerky.

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How do you address a monster?

Very politely.

How do you stop a monster digging up your garden?

Take his spade away.