What do you get when you combine a watch with a dog?

An eternally suffering abomination...YOU MONSTER!

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What do you call a dog that goes to the beach?

Ballroom blitz

Why does a dog wag it's tail?

A: No one else will do it for them

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How do you make beef stew?

Tell a cow they're being watched.

What does 9/11 and owning CP have in common?

The government will watch you for the next 15+ years

Suffer Jokes More Suffer Jokes

What does Ukraine have in common with the iPhone 7?

They both suffered the loss of one very important port.

Why are people who suffers from insomnia so excited at the moment?

They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas

Combine Jokes More Combine Jokes

What happens when you combine alcohol and literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

What do you call a puppy combined with bread?

Well, It's not a purebread anymore.

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What has 100 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

What's the difference between Tinder and the PokemonGo app?

Nothing, it both requires swiping to find monsters in your area.