What do you get when you combine a recliner with a fruit?

A chairy.

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Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

Why was the fruit really upset he had to get married in a big church?

oc Because he cantaloupe.

Why is fruit so expensive?

I want some raspberries, not the tears of Jesus.

Combine Jokes More Combine Jokes

What element can combine with two nitrogens and an oxygen, and still have there be only one element?

XeNON.

What do you get if you combine a sheep and a kangaroo?

A woolly jumper.