What do you get if you combine a sheep and a kangaroo?

A woolly jumper.

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What do you call a sheep with no legs?

A cloud.

How does a sheep farmer find a sheep on top of the mountain ?

Acceptable

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What did the kangaroo say when her baby was missing?

Help! My pocket's been picked!

What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo ?

Big holes all over Australia !

Combine Jokes More Combine Jokes

What do you get when you combine Soccer and Baseball?

Golbat.

What do you get if you combine a sheep and a kangaroo?

A woolly jumper.