What do you get if you combine a sheep and a kangaroo?

A woolly jumper.

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What do you call a New Zealander with a sheep under each arm?

A pimp.

What's the difference between the 2016 presidential debates and a pen of baboons relentlessly fighting over the dead stinking corpse of a sheep?

Microphones!

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What did the kangaroo say when her baby was missing?

Help! My pocket's been picked!

What do you get if you combine a sheep and a kangaroo?

A woolly jumper.

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What do you get when you combine Reddit with dry humor?

Circle jerky.

What do you get when you combine Soccer and Baseball?

Golbat.