What do you get if you combine a sheep and a kangaroo?

A woolly jumper.

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Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?

A chocolate BAAA

What's the best way to milk a sheep?

Ask Apple.

Kangaroo Jokes More Kangaroo Jokes

What do you call a group of kangaroos?

A Kangacrew

Why do kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because all the kids have to play in side.

Combine Jokes More Combine Jokes

What element can combine with two nitrogens and an oxygen, and still have there be only one element?

XeNON.

What do you get when you combine Bromine with Barium?

Breaking Bad"