What's the best way to milk a sheep?

Ask Apple.

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A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...

'Can I join you?'

How much credibility is there in that whole "you can punch yourself handsome" theory?

Asking for a friend.

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What reads and lives in an apple ?

A bookworm !

What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants

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What is the fastest thing in the world?

Milk. Because it's pasteurised before you see it.

What's the difference between a bull and a cow?

A bull smiles when you milk it.

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What's the best way to pick up a woman?

Like a sixpack

What's the best way to start an underwear presentation?

Start with a brief introduction.

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Why do Scottish men wear kilts?

Because their sheep can hear zippers.

What did the Shepard say when he saw the sheep?

I herd that!"