What's the best way to milk a sheep?

Ask Apple.

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What is she doing?

the pal asks. "Waiting for me to get home."

What should you do if a bird poos on your car?

Don't ask her out again

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What do you get when you cross menstruation and apples?

The MaxiPad

Who's there ! Crispin ! Crispin who ?

Crispin crunchy is how I like my apples !

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What do you call a man with no feet and is allergic to milk?

Lack-toes intolerant

Why do you take baths in milk?

I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower."

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What's the best way to get King Kong to sit up and beg?

Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.

What is the best way to avoid having your flight bombed?

Bring your own bomb! Cause what are the odds that there are **two** bombs on the same plane

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What rating did Moody's give to the sheep?

BAAA

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a holiday resort ?

The Baaahaaamaaas !