What's the best way to milk a sheep?

Ask Apple.

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What's the first thing an Owl asks when you trow a rock at it?

HOOO did that!

When I was just a little girl I asked my mother, what will I be?

Will I be pretty Will I be rich Here's what she said to me No

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What did the apple say to the apple pie?

You've got some crust."

Why do white girls like Apple?

Because once go Mac you never go back.

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What happens when you seduce a cow?

You get milk.

What's the difference between 9/11 and a dead cow?

You can't keep milking the dead cow for 13 years

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What's the best way to get the aristocracy out of France?

A chopper

What is the best way to get called a ,"genius?

by losing a billion dollars in business.

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Why do Scotsman wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

What did one sheep say to the other?

Hey look, we have the same IPhone case