What is the fastest thing in the world?

Milk. Because it's pasteurised before you see it.

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What's the tallest building in the world?

A library, because there are so many stories. (Did Not Make Up this Joke)

What cake wanted to rule the world?

Attila the Bun.

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When should you feed milk to a baby elephant ?

When it's a baby elephant !

What do you get when you enter a cow into the Kentucky Derby?

Milk and Bookies.

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What's the fastest thing on land?

Stevie Wonder's speedboat.

What's the fastest thing in Bulgaria?

Light