What is the fastest thing in the world?

Milk. Because it's pasteurised before you see it.

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What did Caesar say to Cleopatra ?

Toga-ether we can rule the world !

What do you kiss on a Mexican dish that will trigger the end of the world?

El Taco Lips.

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What do you call a cow that stopped producing milk?

An udder failure.

How can you tell when your drowning in milk?

When it gets pasteurise.

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What's the fastest thing on land?

Stevie Wonder's speedboat.

What's the fastest thing in Bulgaria?

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