How does Soylent Green taste?

It varies from person to person.

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What's the integral of 1/cabin with respect to cabin?

Person 2: A log cabin! Person 1: No, a houseboat. You forgot to add the C!!

What person strives to ensure safety for horses?

Ralph Neighder!

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What does the Michael Jackson action figure have written on the back of the box?

Not suitable for children. Colors may vary.

Why does the USA use F?

The rest of the world has varying degrees of communism.