Why don't Brits like revolving doors?

Because they can't hold it for the next person.

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Why don't Brits like revolving doors?

Because they can't hold it for the next person.

How do you call a person that speaks only one language?

An American

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Why do you hold your hand flat above your eyes when you look into the distance?

Because when you would cover your eyes with your hand, you wouldn't see sh*t. I'm lame.

What did one octopus say to the other octopus?

Will you hold my hand hand hand hand hand hand hand hand

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What did Earth say to the Sun?

My life revolves around you!

How many judges does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one he holds it still and the whole world revolves around him. Just one but two lawyers have to explain him how to do it.

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What do Brits call a fleshlight?

A blowtorch.

What's the difference between Americans and Brits?

Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time.